BUMPER STICKER SIGHTINGS:

1. "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." 

2. "All generalizations are false." 

3. "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." 

4. "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." 

5. "As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools." 

6. "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!" 

7. "Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep." 

8. "Montana -- At least our cows are sane!" 

9. "Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition." 

10. "Friends don't let Friends drive Naked." 

11. "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!" 

12. "It's lonely at the top, but you eat better." 

13. "According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist." 

14. "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory." 

15. "Forget about World Peace. . . Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!" 

16. "Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear." 

17. "Give me ambiguity or give me something else." 

18. "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." 

19. "He who laughs last thinks slowest." 

20. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." 

21. "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." 

22. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." 

23. "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." 

24. "We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated." 

25. "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't." 

26. "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?" 

27. "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" 

28. "Auntie Em, Hate you; Hate Kansas; Taking the dog. --Dorothy."